Funny Never Have I Ever Questions

This set collects 160 funny never have I ever questions about the little blunders everybody makes and nobody admits. Never have I ever waved back at someone who was waving at the person behind me. Never have I ever pushed a door clearly marked pull. Never have I ever talked to my pet in a full conversation. The humor comes from recognition, and from finding out who else has done it.

Funny statements are the best way to start a game, because they get people laughing before anyone feels shy. They work with mixed ages, from grandparents to kids, so they're handy at family reunions and holiday gatherings. Use the finger-counting version for a friendly competition, or play solo and see how your answers compare with other players on Joke Plant.

How to play

1. Read each statement aloud with a straight face, if you can.
2. Tap I have or I never have, or lower a finger for each I have.
3. Anyone who says I have gets ten seconds to tell the story.
4. See how other players answered before moving on.

All 160 Funny Never Have I Ever Questions

1. Never have I ever walked into a meeting that had already ended.
2. Never have I ever changed my profile picture more than three times in one day.
3. Never have I ever gotten into an argument with a partner over directions on a road trip.
4. Never have I ever put ketchup on something really weird.
5. Never have I ever sung the wrong lyrics to a song loudly for years.
6. Never have I ever left the house in my slippers without noticing.
7. Never have I ever talked about a coworker while they were standing right behind me.
8. Never have I ever had a bird poop on me.
9. Never have I ever tried a hairstyle from a video tutorial and regretted it.
10. Never have I ever flushed something down the toilet that wasn't supposed to go there.
11. Never have I ever said "good morning" to someone in the evening.
12. Never have I ever done a video job interview wearing shorts.
13. Never have I ever sneezed right as my school picture was taken.
14. Never have I ever hugged a stranger at the store thinking they were my parent.
15. Never have I ever tripped over absolutely nothing in public.
16. Never have I ever been embarrassed by my parents in front of my friends.
17. Never have I ever sent the wrong emoji in a work chat.
18. Never have I ever pretended to know what an acronym meant during a meeting.
19. Never have I ever argued out loud with my GPS.
20. Never have I ever gotten my finger stuck in a bottle.
21. Never have I ever had a pet walk across my keyboard during a video call.
22. Never have I ever laughed at the wrong moment during a romantic speech.
23. Never have I ever pretended to laugh at a joke I didn't get.
24. Never have I ever snored so loudly my partner moved to the couch.
25. Never have I ever hogged all the blankets.
26. Never have I ever bought a gift and pretended I made it myself.
27. Never have I ever swallowed a bug by accident.
28. Never have I ever been caught singing at the top of my lungs in my room.
29. Never have I ever taken more than fifty selfies to get one good one.
30. Never have I ever stepped on a toy brick barefoot.
31. Never have I ever built furniture from a kit and had leftover screws.
32. Never have I ever said "we should hang out soon" and never followed up.
33. Never have I ever searched for cute date ideas an hour before a date.
34. Never have I ever put the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge.
35. Never have I ever gotten gum stuck in my hair.
36. Never have I ever fallen off a swing.
37. Never have I ever clapped when the plane landed.
38. Never have I ever practiced a presentation in front of my pet.
39. Never have I ever signed off an email to my boss with "love".
40. Never have I ever snorted from laughing in a totally silent room.
41. Never have I ever had my phone ring in the middle of a test.
42. Never have I ever spent a whole video meeting fixing my hair on camera.
43. Never have I ever renewed my driver's license and hated the photo.
44. Never have I ever had cereal for dinner and called it meal prep.
45. Never have I ever dressed up my pet in clothes.
46. Never have I ever worn painful shoes just to look good on a date.
47. Never have I ever eaten the last donut in the break room without replacing it.
48. Never have I ever scrolled way too far back on my crush's profile.
49. Never have I ever lost a shoe on the school bus.
50. Never have I ever eaten something off the floor using the five-second rule.
51. Never have I ever ended a call with a customer service rep by saying "love you".
52. Never have I ever forgotten to thaw the turkey in time for Thanksgiving.
53. Never have I ever fallen asleep while hiding during hide-and-seek.
54. Never have I ever searched for my keys while they were in my hand.
55. Never have I ever burned toast so badly the smoke alarm went off.
56. Never have I ever sent a text meant for my partner to my mom instead.
57. Never have I ever spilled coffee on my keyboard.
58. Never have I ever hit reply all by accident.
59. Never have I ever laughed at my boss's joke even though it wasn't funny.
60. Never have I ever eaten my partner's leftovers without asking.
61. Never have I ever choked on water while trying to act cool.
62. Never have I ever dropped my phone on my face while lying in bed.
63. Never have I ever nodded off during a meeting.
64. Never have I ever pretended to know the words to a song everyone was singing.
65. Never have I ever tripped while walking up the stairs at school.
66. Never have I ever microwaved fish in the office kitchen.
67. Never have I ever sent a voice message by accident.
68. Never have I ever made a social media account for my pet.
69. Never have I ever told my partner a made-up story and watched them believe it.
70. Never have I ever sneezed so loudly it scared the dog.
71. Never have I ever called my teacher "Mom" by accident.
72. Never have I ever drawn a mustache on a picture in a magazine.
73. Never have I ever set off the smoke alarm while cooking for a date.
74. Never have I ever eaten a whole sleeve of cookies by myself.
75. Never have I ever hidden from a neighbor in the grocery store.
76. Never have I ever sent a text about someone to the person I was talking about.
77. Never have I ever watched ahead on a show after promising to wait for my partner.
78. Never have I ever forgotten a password right after resetting it.
79. Never have I ever fed my broccoli to the dog under the table.
80. Never have I ever used salt instead of sugar in a recipe.
81. Never have I ever forgotten someone's name seconds after they told me.
82. Never have I ever forgotten where I parked at the mall.
83. Never have I ever waved back at someone who was waving at the person behind me.
84. Never have I ever put my shoes on the wrong feet.
85. Never have I ever walked into a room and completely forgotten why.
86. Never have I ever worn my shirt inside out all day without noticing.
87. Never have I ever pretended not to be home when someone knocked.
88. Never have I ever called my partner by the wrong name.
89. Never have I ever driven with the parking brake still on.
90. Never have I ever joined a video call with my camera on without realizing it.
91. Never have I ever slipped on ice in front of a crowd.
92. Never have I ever laughed so hard that milk came out of my nose.
93. Never have I ever run into my ex while on a date.
94. Never have I ever texted the wrong person something embarrassing.
95. Never have I ever waved goodbye on a video call and then struggled to find the leave button.
96. Never have I ever fallen asleep in class.
97. Never have I ever photobombed a stranger's picture.
98. Never have I ever talked to my pet like it could answer back.
99. Never have I ever joined a meeting an hour early by mistake.
100. Never have I ever burped the whole alphabet.
101. Never have I ever opened my front camera by accident and screamed at my own face.
102. Never have I ever answered a question the teacher asked someone else.
103. Never have I ever fallen off a chair in front of a crowd.
104. Never have I ever forgotten a coworker's name after working with them for months.
105. Never have I ever typed a message into the wrong chat window.
106. Never have I ever been caught staring at my crush.
107. Never have I ever read the terms and conditions all the way through.
108. Never have I ever tried to lick my own elbow.
109. Never have I ever worn pajama pants on a work video call.
110. Never have I ever practiced saying "I love you" before actually saying it.
111. Never have I ever eaten a coworker's lunch from the office fridge by mistake.
112. Never have I ever walked straight into a glass door.
113. Never have I ever had my kid interrupt a video call.
114. Never have I ever forgotten my own phone number when someone asked for it.
115. Never have I ever ripped my pants in public.
116. Never have I ever forgotten to unmute myself before talking in a meeting.
117. Never have I ever pretended my internet cut out to escape a call.
118. Never have I ever worn the same hoodie four days in a row.
119. Never have I ever nodded along in a meeting without understanding a single thing.
120. Never have I ever tried to get into a stranger's car thinking it was mine.
121. Never have I ever made a funny face and been told it would stay that way.
122. Never have I ever forgotten to mute myself during an online class.
123. Never have I ever forgotten my wallet on a first date.
124. Never have I ever done a trending dance in public.
125. Never have I ever met my partner's parents and forgotten their names.
126. Never have I ever signed up for a gym membership and never gone.
127. Never have I ever written an out-of-office reply that was a little too honest.
128. Never have I ever practiced a conversation with my crush in the mirror.
129. Never have I ever walked into the wrong classroom and sat down.
130. Never have I ever given a presentation with my slides out of order.
131. Never have I ever gotten the hiccups at the worst possible moment.
132. Never have I ever put off laundry until I ran out of clean socks.
133. Never have I ever been caught talking to myself in a store.
134. Never have I ever pretended to be busy when my boss walked by.
135. Never have I ever bought a plant just because it was on sale.
136. Never have I ever waved at a stranger thinking they were my neighbor.
137. Never have I ever matched outfits with my partner on purpose.
138. Never have I ever worn two different shoes to work.
139. Never have I ever been caught dancing in my car at a red light.
140. Never have I ever cut my own hair and instantly regretted it.
141. Never have I ever used a virtual background to hide a messy room.
142. Never have I ever started a food fight.
143. Never have I ever heard "let's circle back" and never heard about it again.
144. Never have I ever gotten jealous of my partner's pet.
145. Never have I ever pretended to text so I wouldn't have to talk to someone.
146. Never have I ever bought a planner and used it for exactly one week.
147. Never have I ever dressed up in a couples costume for Halloween.
148. Never have I ever eaten a whole meal standing over the kitchen sink.
149. Never have I ever pushed a door that clearly said pull.
150. Never have I ever argued with a self-checkout machine.
151. Never have I ever pressed zero over and over to reach a real person on a customer service line.
152. Never have I ever sung a karaoke duet with a date.
153. Never have I ever reorganized my closet and ended up keeping everything.
154. Never have I ever worn a headset for hours and forgotten it was on.
155. Never have I ever spent more time picking a show than actually watching it.
156. Never have I ever gotten my hand stuck in a cookie jar.
157. Never have I ever done a trust fall at a team-building event.
158. Never have I ever laughed at my own joke before I finished telling it.
159. Never have I ever worn a new shirt all day with the price tag still on it.
160. Never have I ever said "you too" when a server told me to enjoy my meal.

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