Funny This or That Questions

Ridiculous pairs that make you laugh before you even pick. Choose one and see who agrees.

Talk Like an Auctioneer or Talk Like a Sports Announcer?

These 89 funny this or that questions put two absurd options side by side and ask you to choose. Talking cat or singing dog. Spaghetti hair or jelly shoes. A pet penguin or a pet llama. There's no logic to it, and that's the point. The laughs come from committing to an answer and then trying to explain why a llama is obviously the better roommate.

Funny pairs are great for mixed ages, so they're a go-to for family parties, holiday dinners, and classrooms that need a giggle. They also make a light start to a work meeting. Read them aloud in a serious voice for extra effect, and check the vote results after each one to see which ridiculous option won the crowd.

How to play

  1. Read the pair in your most serious announcer voice.
  2. Everyone picks on the count of three.
  3. The best defense of a weird answer wins the round.
  4. Tap to see which silly option other players chose.

All 89 Funny This or That Questions

  1. Talk Like an Auctioneer or Talk Like a Sports Announcer?
  2. Marshmallow Couch or Gelatin Bed?
  3. Pickle Ice Cream or Ketchup Cereal?
  4. Eat Soup With a Fork or Eat Cereal With Chopsticks?
  5. Uncontrollable Giggles or Uncontrollable Yodeling?
  6. Dance Whenever Music Plays or Bow Whenever Someone Says Hi?
  7. Unicycle Commute or Hot Air Balloon Commute?
  8. Pet Rock or Pet Cloud?
  9. Only Whisper or Only Shout?
  10. Tiny Hands or Giant Feet?
  11. Swim Goggles Always or Oven Mitts Always?
  12. Cereal for Dinner or Pancakes for Dinner?
  13. Talk to Pigeons or Understand Squirrels?
  14. Blanket Hog or Pillow Hog?
  15. Wear a Cape Daily or Wear a Crown Daily?
  16. Being a Giant or Being Tiny?
  17. Nap Pod or Game Room?
  18. Surprise Confetti Cannon or Surprise Kazoo Band?
  19. Nose Honks When Poked or Ears Wiggle When Fibbing?
  20. Corner Office or Desk Next to the Kitchen?
  21. Talk Like a Pirate Forever or Walk Like a Penguin Forever?
  22. Window Open or Window Closed?
  23. Tiny Elephant or Giant Hamster?
  24. Every Door Squeaks or Every Chair Wobbles?
  25. Casual Friday or Themed Dress-Up Day?
  26. Pepperoni or Pineapple on Pizza?
  27. Burp the Alphabet or Whistle Every Word?
  28. Pajamas to Every Wedding or Tuxedo to the Gym?
  29. Battery at 5% or Wi-Fi Down?
  30. Smell Like Popcorn or Smell Like Maple Syrup?
  31. Rollerblades Everywhere or Pogo Stick Everywhere?
  32. Live in a Giant Shoe or Live in a Giant Pumpkin?
  33. Spaghetti Mustache or Broccoli Beard?
  34. Only Speak Pig Latin or Only Speak in Questions?
  35. Brush Teeth With Mustard or Wash Hair With Syrup?
  36. Rubber Chicken Wallet or Whoopee Cushion Pillow?
  37. Pajama Day or Crazy Hair Day?
  38. Squirrel Army or Pigeon Army?
  39. Coworker Who Hums or Coworker on Speakerphone?
  40. Always Sing Instead of Talk or Always Talk in Rhymes?
  41. Loud Neighbors or Nosy Neighbors?
  42. Dad Jokes Forever or Grandma Dance Moves Forever?
  43. Unmuted by Accident or Frozen on Screen?
  44. Singing Doorbell or Yodeling Alarm Clock?
  45. Cold Fries Forever or Warm Soda Forever?
  46. Say Everything Twice or Say Everything Backwards?
  47. Micromanaging Boss or Boss Who Never Replies?
  48. Nap Time or Snack Time?
  49. Messy Locker or Overstuffed Backpack?
  50. Hamster Wheel Desk or Trampoline Office Floor?
  51. Bathtub Full of Jelly or Pool Full of Pudding?
  52. Share Fries or Separate Fries?
  53. Goat Roommate or Llama Roommate?
  54. Pajama Pants or Business Casual?
  55. Glow in the Dark or Sparkle in Sunlight?
  56. Clown Shoes Forever or Tutu Forever?
  57. Neighbor's Rooster or Neighbor's Bagpipes?
  58. Wrestle a Goose or Race a Turkey?
  59. Bread Pillow or Tortilla Blanket?
  60. Talking Dog or Talking Cat?
  61. Speak Only in Movie Quotes or Speak Only in Song Lyrics?
  62. Walk Backwards Everywhere or Skip Everywhere?
  63. Goldfish Memory or Elephant Ears?
  64. Pirates or Ninjas?
  65. Sit on a Whoopee Cushion or Step on a Toy Block?
  66. Spaghetti Hair or Marshmallow Fingers?
  67. Snoring Pillow or Talking Blanket?
  68. Singing Toaster or Gossiping Fridge?
  69. Talking Houseplant or Dancing Lamp?
  70. Ride a Giant Turtle or Ride a Giant Chicken?
  71. Hop Like a Kangaroo or Waddle Like a Duck?
  72. Mismatched Socks or No Shoes at All?
  73. Inbox Zero or Thousands Unread?
  74. Big Spoon or Little Spoon?
  75. Same Side of Booth or Opposite Sides of Booth?
  76. Mood-Color Hair or Weather-Changing Voice?
  77. Glitter or Slime?
  78. Hiccup Every Minute or Sneeze Every Hour?
  79. Socks With Sandals or Shorts in the Snow?
  80. Squeaky Footsteps or Bubble Burps?
  81. Laugh Track Follows You or Dramatic Music Follows You?
  82. Cat Butler or Dog Chauffeur?
  83. Sneeze Glitter or Cough Bubbles?
  84. Sneeze Like a Duck or Laugh Like a Donkey?
  85. Shoes Full of Pudding or Hat Full of Beans?
  86. Noodle Arms or Jelly Legs?
  87. Tickle Fight With an Octopus or Staring Contest With an Owl?
  88. Have a Tail or Have Antennae?
  89. Flip-Flops in a Blizzard or Parka at the Beach?

Questions people ask

Are these funny questions clean?

Yes. The humor is silly, not crude. You'll see strange animals, odd foods, and goofy scenarios, but nothing mean or gross. They're safe for kids, families, classrooms, and mixed groups.

What makes a good funny this or that?

Two options that are equally ridiculous. When both choices are absurd, people have to commit and defend an answer that makes no sense, and that's where the laughter comes from. Every pair in this set is written with that in mind.

Can I use these as a warm-up game?

Definitely. Funny pairs are one of the fastest ways to get a room laughing. Use three or four at the start of a class, meeting, or party, then move on to a longer game once everyone is loosened up.

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