Top 80 Funny Witch Puns & Jokes

Who doesn’t love a good pun? And when it comes to witch puns, there’s a cauldron full of giggles just waiting to be shared.

Whether you’re prepping for Halloween or just in the mood for some magical humor, these witch jokes will leave you spellbound.

Dive in and let’s stir up some witchy fun!

Witch Puns

Ready to be spellbound by some puns?

1. That witch has a haunting beauty.
2. I’ve taken a broom-ing interest in witchcraft.
3. I’m hex-hausted after that long flight!
4. It’s brew-tiful weather for a spell.
5. I’m feeling a bit witch-drawn today.
6. Her spells are quite en-witch-ing.
7. Did you hear about the weightlifting witch? She lifts hex weights.
8. Have you read the latest witchcraft magazine? It’s spell-tacular!
9. The witch loves baking because she’s great at whisk-craft.
10. I told my witch friend a joke and she had a witch-fit of laughter.
11. She’s not any witch, she’s my sandwich!
12. Witches make excellent musicians; they’re great at casting tune-spells.
13. That witch has a spell-binding personality.
14. How do witches confirm something? “Witch-ever way you think!”
15. The math-loving witch excels in al-ge-brew.
16. I’m not superstitious, just a little witch-stitious.
17. The stylish witch always wears the latest in witch-wear.
18. I can’t decide witch hat to wear today.
19. My favorite drink? A brew-tea, of course.
20. Witches love drama; they always stir the pot.
21. That witch is known for her spell-tacular cooking.
22. When a witch tells a story, it’s always bewitching.
23. Witches love to write in cursive because of all the curly-cues.
24. I witch you a magical day!
25. When the witch traveled, she took the broom lane.
26. That mischievous witch? Oh, she’s just up to her old twitches.
27. You’re the highlight of my day, no witchful thinking!
28. Witches always keep their promises; they never go back on their spell.
29. Have you seen the witch’s new computer? It has a hex-core processor.
30. The romantic witch always carries mistle-toad.

If you didn’t cackle with laughter, I promise no hexes will be cast. Enjoy sharing these puns and adding a touch of magic to someone’s day!

Best Witch Jokes

Ready to cackle with laughter?

1. Why did the witch give up fortune-telling? She saw no future in it!
2. How do witches keep their hair in place? With scare-spray!
3. What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand-witch!
4. How do witches like their coffee? Dark and brew-tal!
5. Why did the witch break up with the warlock? He had too many hex issues!
6. What do you call a witch who lives in the desert? A sandwitch!
7. Why did the witch go to school? She wanted to improve her spelling!
8. What’s a witch’s favorite class? Hex-ed!
9. What do witches use to jot down their spells? A spell-checker!
10. How do you make a witch itch? Remove the ‘w’!
11. Why was the witch so good at baseball? She knew how to fly a broomstick!
12. What’s a witch’s favorite way to travel? Broom service!
13. Why did the witch go to therapy? She had low elf-esteem!
14. What did the witch say to her broom? “You always sweep me off my feet!”
15. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
16. What do witches use to clean their cauldrons? A witch-washer!
17. Why was the young witch so popular? She was very enchanting!
18. How do witches tell the time? With a witch-watch!
19. What’s a witch’s favorite snack? Broomsticks dipped in mud!
20. Why did the witch sit in the front row at school? So she could have a better view of the board spells!
21. What did the mother witch say to her misbehaving son? “Stop being so broom-py!”
22. Why did the witch get kicked out of the fruit stand? She turned all the grapes into hex-otic fruits!
23. How do witches style their hair? With hex-tensions!
24. Why was the computer cold at the witch’s house? It had too many windows open!
25. What’s a witch’s favorite type of music? Wrock and roll!
26. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese!
27. How do you know a witch is on a diet? She avoids “witch” hazel nuts!
28. Why was the witch’s broom late? It over-swept!
29. What did the witch say after trying out her new broom? “It’s the latest in sweep technology!”
30. What kind of makeup do witches wear? Ma-scare-a!

There you have it, 30 bewitching jokes to lighten up any spooky situation! Don’t forget to share your laughter and maybe brew up some jokes of your own. Enjoy the magical giggles!

Witch One Liners

Who’s up for some witchy wit in just one line?

1. “Witches are just fairies going through a phase.”
2. “Don’t make me flip my witch switch!”
3. “Cauldrons boil and witches toil.”
4. “Broom hair, don’t care.”
5. “Bewitched and bedazzled, never belittled.”
6. “This witch can be bribed with chocolate.”
7. “Resting witch face is real.”
8. “Good witch, bad day.”
9. “Spells well with others.”
10. “Too cute to be a full-time witch.”
11. “Fly by night, witch by choice.”
12. “If the broom fits, ride it!”
13. “Feeling witchy, might conjure later.”
14. “Witchcraft: The original wireless network.”
15. “Witches be crazy, especially before coffee.”
16. “Less basic, more witch.”
17. “Spellcheck, the witch’s worst nightmare.”
18. “A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands, witch-style.”
19. “If you can’t stir with the big girls, step away from the cauldron.”
20. “Witches just want to have fun(due).”

Final Thoughts

Magic, humor, and a touch of sass—these witchy jokes, puns, and one-liners are the perfect concoction for a spellbinding time. Share the enchantment and keep the cackles coming!