Elephant Jokes for Kids & Adults: 121 Hilarious Giggles with Elephants

Pack your trunks, dear readers, because we’re about to embark on a wild ride of laughter!

Welcome to our quirky, chucklesome world of “121 Elephant Jokes”, your ultimate destination for side-splitting, elephant-sized hilarity. Prepare to roar louder than an elephant trumpeting in the jungle!

Best Elephant Jokes: Fun for All Ages

Let’s venture deeper into the jungle of hilarity, dear readers! We’re about to unleash a stampede of the absolute best elephant jokes that will have you giggling, chuckling, and downright roaring with laughter!

1. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia.
2. Why do elephants have trunks? Because they would look funny with glove compartments.
3. What is an elephant’s favorite sport? Squash!
4. How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? There are footprints in the butter.
5. Why did the elephant go to the party alone? Because he didn’t find anybody else his size to pair with.
6. What do you call an elephant that flies? A jumbo jet.
7. How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away its credit cards.
8. Why don’t elephants use computers? They are afraid of the mouse.
9. Why are elephants bad dancers? Because they have two left feet.
10. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino (Hell if I know)!
11. Why did the elephant wear green sneakers? Her red ones were in the wash.
12. What is an elephant’s favorite type of music? Trunk Rock.
13. How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge? He asks if you accept credit cards.
14. Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So she wouldn’t fall into the hot chocolate.
15. What do you call an elephant who writes poetry? An ele-poet.
16. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks.
17. Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? He wanted to pack his trunk.
18. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
19. What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up? A jumbouquet.
20. How does an elephant hide in the jungle? Paints his nails different colors.
21. What’s as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? An elephant’s shadow.
22. How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
23. Why did the elephant join the circus? He wanted to show off his jumbo tricks.
24. Why did the elephant cross the road? Because the chicken retired.
25. What is an elephant’s favorite drink? Trunk-aid!
26. Why did the elephant pack a suitcase for his summer vacation? He wanted to pack his trunk.
27. What do you call an elephant that never showers? A smellephant.
28. Why did the elephant break his trunk? Because he had a “trunk-ful” of bad jokes!
29. What’s grey, carries a suitcase and is found in London? A lost elephant!
30. Why don’t elephants chew gum? They’d rather stick with peanuts.
31. What do elephants do for fun? They “trunk or treat”!

Elephant Puns to Trumpet About

What’s that rumbling in the distance? It’s not an elephant stampede, but rather, the thunderous laughter coming your way from our hilarious collection of elephant puns! Buckle up, it’s going to be an “elephantastic” ride!

1. Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse.
2. What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable? Squash!
3. Why did the elephant paint himself different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box.
4. How do elephants communicate long distance? On the ele-phone.
5. What’s an elephant’s favorite exercise? Trunk twists!
6. Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs.
7. How do you make an elephant float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of elephant.
8. Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? He wanted to pack his trunk.
9. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
10. How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
11. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? Lost.
12. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
13. What’s as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? An elephant’s shadow.
14. What do you call an elephant who never showers? A smellephant.
15. Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool? He kept dropping his trunks!
16. Why did the elephant go to school? To get a little more “elephantelligent”!
17. What’s an elephant’s favorite type of music? Trunk Rock.
18. Why did the elephant break his trunk? Because he had a “trunk-ful” of bad jokes!
19. Why did the elephant start a gardening business? He wanted to “grow” his income.
20. What do elephants do for fun? They “trunk or treat”!
21. What do you call an elephant who won’t apologize? Unrepentant.
22. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks.
23. Why don’t elephants chew gum? They’d rather stick with peanuts.
24. How does an elephant ask for a bun? “Can you please pass the “bun-dle”?
25. What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up? A jumbouquet.
26. Why did the elephant wear green sneakers? Her red ones were in the wash.
27. What do you call an elephant that can play the violin? Elefiddle.
28. Why do elephants wear sandals? So they don’t sink in the sand.
29. Why did the elephant paint himself black and white? He wanted to be a zebra.
30. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
31. Why did the elephant go on vacation? He needed some “trunk” space.
32. Why do elephants never lie? Because you always catch them “trunk in cheek”.
33. How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter.
34. What do you call an elephant at the beach? Sandy.
35. Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? He wanted to pack his trunk.
36. What’s an elephant’s favorite type of music? Trunk Rock.
37. Why did the elephant break his trunk? Because he had a “trunk-ful” of bad jokes!
38. Why did the elephant start a gardening business? He wanted to “grow” his income.
39. Why don’t elephants chew gum? They’d rather stick with peanuts.
40. What do elephants do for fun? They “trunk or treat”!
41. What do you call an elephant that flies? A jumbo jet.
42. Why don’t elephants use elevators? They prefer to take the stairs to work on their calves.
43. How does an elephant pack for vacation? He just throws all his stuff in the “trunk”.
44. What do you call an elephant that won’t stop talking? A blabbermammoth.
45. What’s the elephant’s favorite spot at the playground? The jungle gym, of course!

Quick Laughs: Elephant One-Liners

Brace yourselves, dear readers, because an avalanche of laughter is about to tumble down your way! Get ready for some snappy, witty, and utterly hilarious elephant one-liners!

1. I knew I was an adult when I had to start paying for my own elephant insurance.
2. Elephants have wrinkles to fit in more smiles.
3. Behind every great person is an elephant looking quite confused.
4. Elephants: nature’s way of inventing the suction cup.
5. An elephant in a room is always an elephant-sized problem.
6. Keep calm and hug the nearest elephant.
7. Elephants are the animal kingdom’s comedians. They never forget a punchline.
8. A balanced diet is chocolate in one hand and an elephant in the other.
9. Life’s short, hug the big, lovable elephant.
10. There are two types of people in the world: those who love elephants and those who are wrong.
11. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re clearly not an elephant.
12. Elephants don’t know the meaning of the phrase “travel lightly”.
13. Elephants are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
14. An elephant’s trunk has more uses than a Swiss army knife.
15. Keep calm and let the elephant handle it.
16. An elephant never forgets, which is why they don’t need a shopping list.
17. If elephants were meant to stay in one place, they’d have roots instead of feet.
18. Elephants can’t fly, but they sure can bounce.
19. In a world full of horses, be an elephant.
20. Elephants are the best because they’re essentially a snuggly tank.
21. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand… if you’re an elephant.
22. Age is of no importance unless you’re an elephant.
23. My elephant ran away, he packed his trunk.
24. They say elephants are smart… I guess they’ve never tried to push a door marked “pull”.
25. Be yourself, unless you can be an elephant. Always be an elephant.
26. Have you heard about the elephant that doesn’t age? It’s irrelephant.
27. Elephants are grey so you don’t see them in the snow.
28. Save the earth, it’s the only planet with elephants.
29. The only thing that stands between a person and what they want from life is often merely the will to try it and the faith to believe it’s possible… and a stampeding elephant.
30. The most dangerous animal in the world is a silent woman, followed closely by an elephant in your living room.
31. I’m an elephant in the morning, but by midday, I’m a sloth.
32. Be an elephant in a world of unicorns.
33. Always be yourself, unless you can be a baby elephant.
34. The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns.
35. I’m so poor I can’t even afford an elephant.
36. Age is just a number, but elephant years are real.
37. If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else… but maybe not an elephant.
38. My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display, like an elephant at a museum.
39. My spirit animal is an elephant. Large, gray, and far too sensitive.
40. I don’t snore, I dream I’m an elephant.
41. An elephant never forgets, so my dad’s an elephant.
42. When nothing goes right, go left… unless there’s an elephant there. Then just run.

43. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. My elephant got a job at a peanut shop because he was just nuts about them!
44. My exercise routine includes lifting weights, jogging, and trying to carry an elephant.
45. Elephants can’t play chess, but they never forget a move.

Elephant Humor Finale: Our Last Words

That’s the end of our elephant-sized comedy safari. We hope this jungle of elephant jokes, puns, and one-liners tickled your funny bone and brightened your day. Keep visiting us for more hilarity and remember, laughter is the best trunk-ament!