Friend Jokes: 70 Funny Tales to Share & Make Friends Laugh

Let’s face it – friends are the sprinkles on the donut of life. They laugh with us, at us, and sometimes… because of our terrible jokes. Dive in for a sprinkle of laughter with these 70 rib-ticklers about our best buddies!

Friend Jokes

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Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends: Best Picks

Because true friendship means having a good laugh…

  1. Why did the two best friends go to the bank? To open a joint account – for giggles!
  2. Why was the broom late to his friend’s party? It over-swept!
  3. Why did the bicycle stand up for its friend? It was two-tired of seeing him pushed around!
  4. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner, bestie!
  5. How do you make a best friend giggle on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday and wait!
  6. What do you call a snowman with a best friend? Frosty and his buddy, Melt!
  7. Why did the scarecrow win the best friend award? He was outstanding in his field!
  8. Why don’t friends write with broken pencils? Because it’s pointless!
  9. How did the ocean greet her best friend the shore? She gave a little wave!
  10. What do you and an old library book have in common? We both have spine-tingling stories to share!
  11. Why was the math book sad about its friend? It had too many problems!
  12. How do you comfort a grammar-obsessed friend? There, their, they’re!
  13. Why don’t scientists trust their atom friends? Because they make up everything!
  14. What do you call a bear with no friends? A loner bear – but don’t worry, you’re bear-y loved!
  15. What do best friends and trees have in common? They both fall for each other’s shade!
  16. Why did the tomato turn red when it saw its friend? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  17. Why don’t eggs share their secrets with friends? Because they might crack up!
  18. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt, buddy!
  19. Why did the donut go to the dentist with his friend? To get a filling of sweetness!
  20. How do you know if you have a great friend? They’re the one always trying to egg-cite you!

Friends don’t let friends miss out on a good chuckle. Share these with your besties and let the laughter roll!

Friend Puns

Laugh-Out-Loud Friend Puns: Share the Humor

Friendships and puns? Both are simply un-beatable! Dive into these pun-tastic quips perfect for your pals.

  1. Being friends with a baker is a piece of cake!
  2. I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
  3. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity – can’t put it down, just like our friendship!
  4. My friend’s bakery caught fire. Now her business is toast!
  5. Loyal friends always pasta test of time.
  6. My friend is a carpenter. Nailed it!
  7. Friends who love theater? You can always count on them for dramatic entrances.
  8. My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but toucan play at that game.
  9. Friendship is sew important to me, just like my quilting buddies.
  10. Friends in music are note-worthy.
  11. I’m friends with a mathematician because our bond just adds up.
  12. I told my friend I like my coffee like I like our friendship – dark and strong!
  13. My friend loves herbs, I guess she’s just thyme-less.
  14. Being friends with an electrician is always enlightening.
  15. My pun-loving friend said she’s reading a book on phobias, but she’s afraid it won’t end well.
  16. My friend tried to make a pun about the wind but it blows.
  17. My buddy said oranges are the most friendly fruit because they’re a-peel-ing.
  18. My friend the gardener always roots for me.
  19. Trusting your beekeeper friends? Honey, always!
  20. Friendship with a librarian? Book it, it’s a great idea!

Remember, puns and pals make the world go ’round – and giggle!

Friend One Liners

Friend One-Liners: Quick Jokes to Lighten the Mood

Friends sprinkle joy in our lives, and sometimes, they’re the punchline. Dive into these swift and snappy friend-focused quips!

  1. A friend in need is a friend you don’t need… more coffee for.
  2. Good friends discuss movies, best friends discuss embarrassing moments.
  3. My friend’s so bright, even the sun’s a little jealous.
  4. If you and I were on a deserted island, I’d call you Wi-Fi because you connect me.
  5. We’re so in sync, even our eyebrows dance to the same tune.
  6. My BFF and I? Two peas in a far, far too energetic pod.
  7. Good friends will lend you an umbrella, best friends will steal yours and yell “Run!”
  8. Best friends don’t judge each other, they judge others together.
  9. Friends are like Wi-Fi. The closer they are, the stronger the connection.
  10. If my friend was a vegetable, she’d be a cute-cumber.
  11. I once sent my friend to space just to prove our friendship was out of this world.
  12. Friendship is like a sandwich – the better the filling, the better the feeling.
  13. Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.
  14. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.
  15. With friends like mine, who needs comedians?
  16. Every tall friend needs a short one to balance the pictures.
  17. Behind every successful person is a best friend rolling their eyes.
  18. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
  19. Sometimes being with your best friend is all the therapy you need.
  20. Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.
  21. You’re the “she” to my “nanigans.”
  22. A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.
  23. Finding friends with the same disorder: priceless!
  24. Friends buy you a lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
  25. I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than my tall friend!
  26. True friends never judge each other; both judge people together.
  27. Your vibe attracts your tribe. And mine is simply fabulous.
  28. Friends come and go, but besties leave footprints in the heart.
  29. Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than they joke.
  30. Friends are like stars – not always seen but always there.

Final Thoughts on Keeping Friendship Fun

Friends are life’s glitter, sparkling even in the darkest times. Whether you’re sharing a joke, a pun, or just a smile, celebrating friendship is a joy worth spreading. So, sprinkle some laughter and cherish the bonds that bind!

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