60 Funny Zombie Jokes

Zombie invasions might give you the creeps, but did you know they can also tickle your funny bone? Dive into this crypt of humor, where the undead have punchlines instead of a hunger for brains.

Get ready for a laughter outbreak more contagious than any zombie virus!

Zombie Jokes

Best Zombie Jokes

Who said the undead can’t have a funny bone? Let’s prove them wrong!

  1. Why did the zombie go to school? He wanted to improve his deaducation!
  2. What do you call a zombie with lots of kids? A deadbeat dad.
  3. How do zombies like their eggs? Terri-fried.
  4. Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She had a biting personality.
  5. What’s a zombie’s favorite bean? A human bean.
  6. Why was the zombie so calm? He was dead inside.
  7. What’s a zombie’s favorite shampoo? Head & Shoulders.
  8. Why did the zombie go on a diet? He wanted to lose that extra dead weight.
  9. How do zombies flirt? “Hey, drop-dead gorgeous!”
  10. Why was the zombie always so tired? Because of the dead-end job.
  11. How do you greet a zombie? “Pleased to eat you.”
  12. What did the zombie say to the vampire? “Bite me!”
  13. Why do zombies not use gadgets? They fear the byte!
  14. Why are zombies great at parties? They really know how to bring a place to life!
  15. What’s a zombie’s least favorite room? The living room.
  16. Why was the zombie feeling blue? He ate too many blueberries!
  17. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal? Frosted Flakes… with a side of brains!
  18. How do zombies stay in shape? Deadlifts.
  19. Why don’t zombies like clowns? They taste funny.
  20. What did the zombie order at the coffee shop? A decaf-itated latte.

Whether you’re alive, undead, or somewhere in between, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone and leave you in stitches!

Zombie Puns

Zombie Puns

Ready for some pun-derful undead humor? It’s rib-tickling… or should we say, rib-eating?

  1. I was dead tired, but the zombie marathon woke me right up!
  2. Zombies love the graveyard shift.
  3. Undead or alive, you’re coming with me.
  4. He’s not a slow zombie; he’s just decomposing.
  5. Keep calm and carrion.
  6. “I have a gut feeling about this,” said the zombie while munching.
  7. Zombies make grave mistakes.
  8. These puns are a no-brainer for zombies!
  9. Zombies hate fast food; they can’t catch it.
  10. To die, or not to die… isn’t an option for zombies.
  11. Don’t foot the bill; zombies prefer the whole leg.
  12. I’m feeling rotten today; must be a zombie thing.
  13. Zombies have dead-end careers.
  14. We had a splitting headache, then the zombie walked away with half our mind.
  15. When it comes to humor, zombies are drop-dead hilarious.
  16. Zombies are just misunderstood mummies.
  17. It’s not the zombie’s fault; they were just raised that way.
  18. Don’t hate the zombie, hate the brain game.
  19. Zombies are all about deadication.
  20. They’re not life-challenged; they’re afterlife-enhanced.

Dying for more? Well, hold onto your brains, because this pun party has just begun!

Zombie One Liners

Zombie One Liners

Ready to get bitten by the humor bug? Here come the zom-bites!

  1. Zombie diets? Strictly brain food.
  2. Zombies: Putting the ‘dead’ in deadline since forever.
  3. Is it a zombie walk or just Monday morning?
  4. I’d make a zombie joke, but I might just kill it.
  5. Life’s tough, then you die. Then you keep walking.
  6. Zombies do it dead slow.
  7. Trying to avoid zombies? Just give them the cold shoulder.
  8. Zombies: Living life in the slow decay.
  9. Brains are the new kale for zombies.
  10. I told a zombie a secret. It went in one ear and out the other.
  11. Zombies: Proof that you can keep going on zero energy.
  12. Why did the zombie go vegan? For the plant brains.
  13. Death by zombie? Over my dead body!
  14. If a tree falls in a forest and there’s no zombie to hear it, does it make a sound?
  15. Zombies make the afterlife look lively.
  16. I’m not lazy; I’m just in zombie mode.
  17. Zombies give love bites a whole new meaning.
  18. For zombies, every footrace is a dead run.
  19. Zombies: They just can’t let go.
  20. Got bitten by a zombie? That’s dead unfortunate!

Final Thoughts

Zombies might be out for brains, but who knew they’d serve up so much humor? From puns to one-liners, the undead sure know how to crack us up. Share these with your friends, and spread the laughter like a zombie outbreak!

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