September Jokes: 45 Funny Puns

September, the month where summer waves goodbye and fall steps in with its cool breeze, is upon us. But before we dive into pumpkin spice everything, let’s serve up a platter of humor to tickle your funny bone.

Here are 45 side-splitting September jokes that will make this month a whole lot funnier!

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Best September Jokes

Autumn leaves and pumpkin please, but first…a little laughter.

Why did September sit next to October at school? Because they fall together!
What did one September apple say to the other? “You’re a-peel-ing!”
Why was the September calendar feeling so proud? It had a date every night!
How does September stay cool? Autumn-matic air conditioning!
Why did September attend school? To get to the autumn of things!
What’s September’s favorite fruit? The fall-apple!
Why did September break up with July? It was tired of the summer flings!
What do you call a tree in September? Fall-tastic!
Why did the scarecrow win an award in September? He was outstanding in his field!
What’s a tree’s favorite month? Sep-timber!
Why was the September sun blushing? Because it saw the autumn moon!
What do you get when September winds blow all the leaves away? A tree standing in its birthday suit!
How does September say goodbye? “See you in a fall!”
Why did the September pumpkin sit with the squash? They wanted to have a gourd time!
What did September say to October? “You’re next in line, don’t leaf me hanging!”

And there you have it! September jokes that’ll add a touch of laughter as you dive into the new month. Remember, no matter how chilly the weather gets, a good joke can always warm the heart.

September Puns

Get ready to “fall” in love with these September-themed puns. Let’s leaf no pun unturned!

September is brewing, and I’m not just talking about coffee.
If September had social media, it would use Autumn-gram!
Time to “turn over a new leaf” this September.
I’m reading a book on the history of September – it’s totally “unbe-leaf-able”!
September mornings are brew-tiful, especially with a pumpkin latte in hand.
I tried to write a September song, but I can’t find the right notes. I guess I’m not in-tune with autumn!
Why was September so good at secrets? Because it knows how to autumn-atically lock them away!
September is here, and I’m falling for it already!
The trees in September are simply tree-mendous.
September brings cooler weather; it’s a breeze!
Is it just me or does September have that natural glow? Oh wait, it’s just the autumn colors.
September is tree-sonably the best month to branch out.
I tried to make a September salad, but I kept falling for the dressing!
The weather in September? It’s crisp and clear, with a chance of falling leaves.
This September, I’m all about that “baste” – getting ready for those autumn feasts!

You see, September isn’t just about the changing leaves; it’s also about embracing change with a smile and a pun or two!

September One Liners

When words fall short, September one-liners come to the rescue! Dive into these crisp bites of humor.

September: when trees show us how beautiful it is to let things go.
If months had a fragrance, September would smell like cinnamon and fresh starts.
September’s motto: “New month, who dis?”
Summer memories fade, but September vibes stay.
September – the pre-party for sweater weather.
If September had a playlist, “Shake it off” by Taylor Swift would be on repeat. (Because leaves, get it?)
September: nature’s way of saying, “Cue the cozy.”
“Sorry, I can’t, it’s September” is my new excuse for everything.
September is when my coffee transitions from iced to spiced.
Summer has its charm, but September has my heart.
Catch me sipping pumpkin lattes and making September wishes.
September’s forecast: 100% chance of falling in love with fall.
My mood ring turns pumpkin-colored every September.
Wake me up when September ends, but only if October promises apple pies.
September: when the world turns into a live-action Pinterest board.

Final Thoughts

September brings not just a change in weather but also a fresh wave of energy, puns, jokes, and laughter. As we embrace this magical month, let’s cherish every giggle and every falling leaf. Here’s to September, the month that never ceases to amaze!