45 Funny Thursday Jokes

Ah, Thursdays. Sandwiched between the midweek slump and the sweet anticipation of Friday, Thursday deserves its own dose of chuckles.

And guess what? We’ve gathered 45 of the most rib-tickling Thursday jokes to brighten up your almost-Friday. Dive in and let the laughter begin!

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Best Thursday Jokes

Ever wondered why Thursdays feel so… punny? Well, they’re just trying to lighten the mood for Friday!

Why did Thursday apply for a promotion? It wanted to be Friday.
What’s Thursday’s favorite drink? Pre-weekend punch!
Why did Wednesday comfort Thursday? Because Friday was two days away.
How does Thursday greet Friday? “Hey there, tomorrow!”
What did Thursday say to Monday? “You’re so last week!”
Why did Thursday get a ticket? For speeding towards the weekend!
If Thursday was in a band, what would it play? The lead up to the weekend!
What’s Thursday’s least favorite movie? “The Longest Day.”
Why is Thursday always calm? Because it’s just one day away from Fri-YAY!
Why did the calendar praise Thursday? It always has that pre-weekend glow.
What’s Thursday’s favorite exercise? The almost-Friday stretch!
What did Friday say to Thursday? “You’re the only reason I’m always late!”
How do you know Thursday is optimistic? It always sees Friday coming!
What’s Thursday’s favorite candy? Almost-Friday Fudge!
Why did Thursday get an award? For being so close to the weekend without actually being it!

Enjoy these jokes, and don’t forget to laugh your way into Friday!

Thursday Puns

Thursdays might not be the weekend, but they sure have a pun-tastic way of hinting it’s close!

I made a salad this Thursday, guess it was a ‘Thurs-dish’!
Why was the Thursday so tasty? It was seasoned well.
It’s not quite the weekend, but at least it’s ‘Thurs-day and not worse-day’!
Thursdays are brew-tiful when there’s coffee involved.
If Thursday was a fruit, it’d be a ‘thirst-quencher’!
I told Thursday a secret. It promised not to Fri-tell!
My cat loves Thursdays. She calls it ‘purr-sday’!
Thursdays are when my plants are the ‘thirstiest’!
You know the bakery’s favorite day? ‘Thurs-dough’!
My clock loves Thursdays because it’s ‘tick-to-the-weekend’ day!
Don’t push me, I’m close to the edge… of the weekend, because it’s Thursday!
Reading a book about Thursdays, it’s a ‘Thurs-tale’ for sure!
I was going to make a Thursday joke, but I’m waiting for a Fri-day to fry it!
If Thursday was a bird, it’d be a ‘nearly-there-dactyl’!
Let’s taco ’bout how Thursday is just a spice away from being Fry-day!

Let these puns roll you into a chuckling mood, just in time for the weekend!

Thursday One Liners

When Thursday rolls around, it’s all about keeping it short, sweet, and almost-Friday-focused.

“Thursday: The universe’s way of saying ‘hang in there’.”
“It’s Thursday, or as I like to call it, ‘Day Four of the hostage situation’.”
“Thursday vibes: 80% weekend, 20% still sleepy.”
“Thursday: One day closer to my announcement of ‘I’m not moving from bed’.”
“Thursday’s forecast: Cloudy with a chance of Friday.”
“On Thursdays, my coffee needs coffee.”
“Thursday, also known as Friday Jr.”
“Less Thursday, more weekend, please.”
“It’s Thursday; act like it!”
“Thursday’s child has far to… oh wait, is that Friday I see?”
“Thursday: When you’re too close to the weekend to quit.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Thursday.”
“Thursdays, the new Friday (not really, but let’s pretend).”
“Thursday is a mere 24 hours away from being socially acceptable to relax.”
“If each day was a gift, Thursday would be socks. Useful but awaiting something better.”

Final Thoughts

Embrace your Thursday giggles, puns, and quick-witted liners as the weekend teaser. Whether you’re sharing a joke or dropping a one-liner, let’s make Thursdays memorable. Remember, Friday is just a chuckle away!